OK, I admit

I just can't work today.
I have to be outstation for 3 days from tomorrow.
I wanted to do some editing for my keynote presentation,
but I couldn't bring my MAC to the office because it was raining.

WHAT? Use an umbrella, you say.
Yeah I would, if I had remembered to bring it home with me yesterday.
Urgh, great fortune falls on me.
I had to rummage through my boxes of clothes,
yes, I'm living out of boxes, plastic ones, they costed me like 7 dollars each.
Found a water-resistant jacket.

Tried to look cool, walking to my office.
I arrived very much hot and flustered.
I don't want to die. Had 2 accidents back then, 3 years ago.
Riding my bicycle, okok, trying to pretend I am a bike racer,
Speeding down the hillslope, in the rain of course.
You wouldn't expect ME to only ride slowly on a dry day,
despite owning a 3rd, who knows, maybe 4th or double digit -hand bicycle,
with tyres as smooth as tofu, complete with terrible brakes, would you?
How could I resist? I love speed.
I wanted to be a daytona driver. Without license.

Waited for the regualr meeting to begin. Meeting ends.
Waited for another meeting to start. Meeting ends.
What of it? Let me summarize the 2nd one.

1. You guys have a lot of outstations
2. You need to fill up some papers
3. Please fill them up properly

We took 1 hour for the 2nd meeting.

Now I'm here blogging, because I just couldn't bring myself to do a new presentation in PPT.
I guess I'll just have to keep lugging MAC around meanwhile.
I should buy him a raincoat.

YES, it's a HIM. Urgh....

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I found 2 PPTs I did 1 year ago for primary and secondary kids.
Baaaad presentations. I remembered why I switched to Keynote now.