How do you know you are living alone?
1. You switch on the TV/music/computer first when you wake up in the morning.
2. Your concept of cooking is throwing everything into a pot and boiling them. (Hey, I am really a terrific cook, ok!!)
3. When your friends talk about shopping, toilet paper, washing powder, curtains, blankets, tonight's dinner comes to mind.
4. Your conversation with collegues consist of how atrocious the prices of vegetables have become. (because of the typhoon)
5. You wash dishes because you need to use them, not because you finished using them.
6. You do your laundry becuase you are running low on clothes to wear.
7. You can walk around naked in your apartment. (Curtains drawn of course!)
8. You start laughing at the funny things on TV, loudly.
9. You start talking to yourself, aloud, a lot. (Gasp!)
10. The computer becomes your life. 电脑在人在，电脑亡人亡。
11. You are always online. (Well, most of the time anyway.)
and the list goes on.......
posted by Fish @ 9:22 pm
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More to add:
12. You cry a lot. (well, maybe I'm weak...)
13. You buy clothes that doesn't need ironing.
14. You pay attention to the sales at the supermarket.
15. You bake cakes and force your colleagues to eat them.
16. You cook one pot of rice and eat it for a week.
17. You talk to your other friends who live alone and become very good friends with each other even though u've barely met each other.
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