Getting senile 2

I keep forgetting how old I am.
Urgh...

And I can't remember my PIN number for my ATM card...

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I tired from the locals trying to get me as a free English practising target.
Go pay some blondes for your motives.
I'm really not interested in 'Let's speak English'.
It's a waste of my time. Sorry I'm straightforward.
But it is. You are eating into my lunchtime. Duh.

You know what.
I think I got it figured out.
The ones who always try to do this are those who like to show off by telling people they know foreigners.
Urgh... Yeah I'm slow....

And you are a brick.